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I'm Sorta Serious

In shoe store. Me: “Baby, hurry up…!” Her: “Listen, you’re the one who wanted to date girls.”

May 5

May 4
I’m done with school and on to summer. Suck my deeeeckkkk.
Anything But Clothes Party = This.
Apr 21

Anything But Clothes Party = This.

Apr 16

Why oh whyyy.

Apr 10
Influx of followers.
#equality #easter #gay #lesbian #hrc #fuckinEGGS
Apr 8

#equality #easter #gay #lesbian #hrc #fuckinEGGS

#gecko #cricket #death #hunger
Apr 7

#gecko #cricket #death #hunger

Friend: “Ellen Page WOULD be from Canada.” Me: “Yeah, that’s why ‘lesbian’ and ‘Canadian’ rhyme.”

Apr 7
#My #baby #gerbil
Apr 5

#My #baby #gerbil

Mar 24
Mar 24
Stool.
Mar 24

Stool.

Mar 22
Mar 19
My gecko supports me.
Mar 18

My gecko supports me.